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Eating Crow

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing” – Benjamin Franklin I made a serious mistake. I used a word I did not know the true meaning of yesterday. I thought the word defined frivolous behavior. It does … Continue reading

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Help. I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

“I can resist everything but temptation” – The Force by Don Winslow Are you sick of these TV commercials? “Help. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” I know I am. I don’t enjoy the graphic depictions of yet another … Continue reading

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Think Too Much

“Her smile lit every dark place in his soul” – To the Last Man by Jeff Shaara Did you ever wonder what we sound like to the British? We know what they sound like to us. You hear a Brit … Continue reading

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A Gift

“Happiness is the meaning and purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence” – Aristotle   My daughter Ann is Bi-Polar. It is a very difficult condition to live with. A heavy cross to carry. And especially … Continue reading

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HOOK EM HORNS

“The best survival strategy was always to copy old men, because they, after all, were the winners, the survivors” – The Thirst by Jo Nesbo Too many of us fail to break the crippling grip of our environment and life … Continue reading

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Commercials

“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing, when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.” – Rod Serling With time on my hands, I watch TV. Too … Continue reading

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Brains

Per a recent a study, our brains decay 5% per decade after age 40. OK………………. So my brain is almost 18% less effective. I’m sure some of my family and friends would doubt the accuracy of that number. Too conservative … Continue reading

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Manners

“I hate it when people are at your house and they ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”  Phone rings. A number I don’t recognize. Most of the time I don’t answer these calls. But … Continue reading

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Passwords

“Steal as much wisdom from other people as you can” – Aziz Ansari Recently, a published report listed the easiest internet passwords to guess. A few: 12345 123456 Password football Letmein Qwerty  (found on the computer keyboard) What kind of … Continue reading

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Laughter

“Delusion was an essential fact of life for the average person” – The Thirst by Jo Nesbo Invariably, I get in various degrees of trouble in those moments when I forget how to laugh. Laugh at myself. At the situation. … Continue reading

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