Tag Archives: humor

Manners

“I hate it when people are at your house and they ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”  Phone rings. A number I don’t recognize. Most of the time I don’t answer these calls. But … Continue reading

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Passwords

“Steal as much wisdom from other people as you can” – Aziz Ansari Recently, a published report listed the easiest internet passwords to guess. A few: 12345 123456 Password football Letmein Qwerty  (found on the computer keyboard) What kind of … Continue reading

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Laughter

“Delusion was an essential fact of life for the average person” – The Thirst by Jo Nesbo Invariably, I get in various degrees of trouble in those moments when I forget how to laugh. Laugh at myself. At the situation. … Continue reading

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Millions Suffer

“A hurdle so monumental his mind shrank from it” – Criss Cross by Tom Kakonis I have a problem. I am not alone. Millions suffer. If, as I, you are cursed, you know who you are. You know of which … Continue reading

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Stayed Tuned……

“The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for” – Bob Marley This just in: “Time is slip, slipping away” What are you talking about? Time! You’re running out of … Continue reading

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Easy Open

“Laughter is good for the soul and all your interior works.”  – News of the World by Paulette Jiles Easy open. Just peel and lift. Ok. Remove black plastic top. Lift the tab and gently pull. Gently pull my @#$. … Continue reading

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The Facts of Life

“Never miss a good chance to shut up” – Will Rogers Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and a thing called love. When a woman asks you what you think, … Continue reading

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Sticker Shock

“It was the word, sad. Sad has an ugly weight” – The Forgotten Man by Robert Crais Moving to a stick house with our daughter presented us with a small dilemma. What to do with the Motorhome? Sell it? Donate … Continue reading

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Girl in a Glass Cage

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine to five hours” – Hunter S. Thompson Just fill out this form, front and back, initial here and here and sign and date here. At this point … Continue reading

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The Grim Reaper

Yesterday morning I woke, sat up and felt weak. Very weak. Could hardly move. Felt my forehead. Sweating and clammy. What the hell. Is this it? Am I kicking the bucket? Having the big one? All I could do was … Continue reading

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