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Easy Open

“Laughter is good for the soul and all your interior works.”  – News of the World by Paulette Jiles Easy open. Just peel and lift. Ok. Remove black plastic top. Lift the tab and gently pull. Gently pull my @#$. … Continue reading

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The Facts of Life

“Never miss a good chance to shut up” – Will Rogers Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and a thing called love. When a woman asks you what you think, … Continue reading

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Sticker Shock

“It was the word, sad. Sad has an ugly weight” – The Forgotten Man by Robert Crais Moving to a stick house with our daughter presented us with a small dilemma. What to do with the Motorhome? Sell it? Donate … Continue reading

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Girl in a Glass Cage

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine to five hours” – Hunter S. Thompson Just fill out this form, front and back, initial here and here and sign and date here. At this point … Continue reading

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The Grim Reaper

Yesterday morning I woke, sat up and felt weak. Very weak. Could hardly move. Felt my forehead. Sweating and clammy. What the hell. Is this it? Am I kicking the bucket? Having the big one? All I could do was … Continue reading

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Who’s On First?

“Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it” – Franklin by Thomas Fleming Morning Marc. Morning. Just calling to make sure you’re still on this side of the dirt. How thoughtful. I’m expecting a delivery over here but I … Continue reading

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You

“Are we all equally sick? Is the difference only who lets the monster loose and who doesn’t?” – Police by Jo Nesbo I wonder. If I wasn’t me, would I like me? Why is it that as we grow older … Continue reading

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Kitchen Logic

“His senses went numb at the mystery and immensity of time” – Police by Jo Nesbo Dad……….this morning mom said something about Kitchen Logic. What was she talking about? Well son…….have you heard of Black Holes in space? Dark matter? … Continue reading

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Laughter

“People without a sense of humor are the most dangerous folks in the world” – Etta by Gerald Kolpan I don’t know about “most dangerous”. And yet, maybe so. Certainly they are dangerous. For a variety of reasons. I think … Continue reading

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