Who’s On First?

“Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it” – Franklin by Thomas Fleming

Morning Marc.

Morning. Just calling to make sure you’re still on this side of the dirt.

How thoughtful.

I’m expecting a delivery over here but I can’t remember if I told them to go there or here. So if they show up there…………….send them here.

Excuse me.

If my delivery shows up here………….send them there.

Where is there?

Here.

But if they show up there…………how can I send them here?

Once more……if they show up here….send them there. Wait. That’s not right. If they show up there………send them here.

What if they show up there?

Next time I see you I will stomp a mud hole in your chest.

 Marc! Wait! Who’s on first?

“Time ages us more gracefully than heartache” – Hurt Machine by Reed Farrel Coleman

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