Canadian Plot

“There will always be one more thing” – Sharon

My wife is always hiding stuff. I’m not sure this is a conscious endeavor, but she does.

I can never find anything around here and it just drives me crazy. What is it with women and this need to hide things? Ok. Maybe hiding is too strong a word. I will concede that possibly she just misplaces them.

No, I won’t either. I have no doubt that this act is part of a larger plot to keep men dependent.

Ok……stop it. Maybe not ALL women. But All French Canadian women…….for sure. Absolutely…………….no doubt. End of discussion.

A theory is taking shape in my fertile mind. Canada’s answer to the ‘YANKEE” problem is to have French Canadian women marry American men and slowly destroy their cognitive abilities.

Once that is accomplished the English speaking men will cross the border in North Dakota and take over the entire northwest.

It could happen.

“I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.” – Rodney Dangerfield

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2 Responses to Canadian Plot

  1. bonnie0 says:

    I’m not Canadian…but I seem to be hiding things from myself these days. I have no one else to blame….except maybe the 2 ‘houseguest cats’…but they’re too lazy to be culprits.

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