In The Toilet

“Somewhere, there’s a therapist sitting alone in his office, staring wistfully at his door, wishing for a patient like you. – Tracks” by Robyn Davidson

Hey Cliff – would you buy a smart watch?

No.

Why not?

They should have invented the smart watch before the smart phone.

Really?

If they had, people would not drop their phones in the toilet.

What?

See…….your phone would be attached to you and would not fall in the toilet when you leaned over.

Stop it. You’re yanking my chain…………………aren’t you?

No. Think about it.

Have you ever dropped your smart phone in the toilet?

No. I don’t have a smart phone.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.” – Dalai Lama

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One Response to In The Toilet

  1. More cliffhangers, please.

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