“Whoever snuck the S in Fast Food was a clever little bastard.”
Graham crackers are evil. Trust me. I know.
When I was teenager, I liked to smear them with butter. It made a good snack.
Those years in college and the Army I strayed. Graham cracker void.
Now, in my twilight years, I’ve rediscovered them. Not the cinnamon variety. No siree. The Graham cracker purist I am.
I’ve become addicted. If they are in the kitchen, I’ll munch till the box is empty. Ahhhhh, sweet heaven.
Well, seems there is a price to pay for the devils snack. And the devil is in the details. Let’s see…..130 calories – total fat 3 g – potassium 50mg – all good.
Aha. There’s the demon. That insidious ingredient. Dietary Fiber 1g (4%)
Do Not – I repeat – Do Not – under any circumstances – combine Graham crackers with Prune juice.
Unless you are prepared to relinquish control of your body to another power.
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”