Monthly Archives: November 2014

City Slickers part 2

“What’s another word for Thesaurus?” – Steven Wright Me: Did you guys have a prom? Him: Prom? Me: Ya……you know. End of the year dance. Guy and gal….on a date……formally dressed up……corsages……tuxedos……gowns……dinner before…….dance after. Him: Well…..not exactly. We had like … Continue reading

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City Slicker

“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?” – Margaret Smith Him: So why are you asking all these questions about me? Are you writing a book about me? Me: … Continue reading

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What have I ever done………

“We’ll chance anything to destroy ourselves, but we’re such chickenshits when it comes to happiness.” – “Homeland” by Sam Lipsyte Another day. Thank God. I’m still on this side of the dirt. Feeling good. No serious health issues. Taking care … Continue reading

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Female Logic

If you ain’t confused about something, then you’re living wrong.” – “The Accounting” by William Lashner Now please folks, no angry emails. No threats from NOW. Just RELAX. My wife is very bright, very thoughtful, funny, and possesses qualities that … Continue reading

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Stupid Virus

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein Most of us have, at one time or another, looked in the mirror and asked – “How could I have been … Continue reading

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Awkward

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.” – Unknown Morning Keith. What’s the plan for today? Just checking on the guys. That’s a good lookin hat. Where’d you … Continue reading

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The lost generations

“Someone once told her programming happens when you are just a few years old, that our adult mindsets and worldviews are fully shaped before we are ten.” – From “Wayward Pines” by Stephen Romano Had an interesting discussion with a … Continue reading

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Graham Crackers

“Whoever snuck the S in Fast Food was a clever little bastard.” Graham crackers are evil. Trust me. I know. When I was teenager, I liked to smear them with butter. It made a good snack. Those years in college … Continue reading

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Shopping

“I won’t lie to you but I will give you 3 different versions of the truth” Her: I do not like that Kenedy Walmart. Him: I don’t like it either. If it wasn’t for prescriptions I’d never go there. Her: … Continue reading

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