Monthly Archives: May 2014

Lottery

“It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.” Folks………………..I’ve got a great idea. And I think we can make it profitable. Every time we get flash flooding rain here in South Texas like we’ve had recently, we organize a lottery. The … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Space Management

To impress a woman – you must love her, and say so constantly, you must care for her, always tell her she’s the only one for you, you must be nice, kind and respectful, be smart too! To impress a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

1947

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein Fall of 1947 One of my earliest memories. I was 4 years old. We were living in Rumford, Maine – a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments

Dilemma

“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian? Try spelling Evian backward.” – George Carlin Sometimes you pick up on a word or phrase you hear or read. It’s catchy and fun to … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

I wish I hadn’t seen that

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?” I’m 71. I’ve travelled around the globe. Seen a lot. Scenes – vistas – creations – natural beauty … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments