War

“It is of no use  discussing how long a snake is when he is in his house.” – Vikrant Parsai

Gaby stepped out of the RV to log in another worker last night and came face to face with a 3 ft Copperhead.

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Well hello Mr. Copperhead. Excuse me while I change my underwear.

The Co Man responded to her cry for help and quickly dispatched the beast to snake hell. I’m figuring there is no such thing as Snake heaven so it had to be Snake hell.

I’m just glad she didn’t wake me up to deal with the serpent. Wise move on her part. She knows I would panic and reach for the flame thrower, rocket launcher, 50 cal machine gun, and the 105 howitzer.

No such thing as overkill when it comes to snakes.

Just sayin.

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.” – Tote Fields

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3 Responses to War

  1. I carry a special load for my 12 gauge. For snakes and intruders. Boom. End of story. Agreed!

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  2. Mark Bass says:

    I guess I’m an old softie-if I can, I shoo the animal away and try not to harm it. After all, I’m in his house. If it poses a threat; well, all bets are off.

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