“You are what you eat. Avoid fruits and nuts.” Jim Davis
I’ve probably been doing this for some time and just didn’t realize it. The senior shuffle.
I’m not sure when it started but it must have been recently. Anyway, while entering Walmart the other day I heard this sound that was unlike any I had heard before. Well, a sound that I was making anyway.
It sounded like something being dragged. After some consternation, as I searched for the source, I realized it was me. I was making that sound. I was dragging my feet.
I wasn’t picking them up and putting them down like the rest of the human race. I was dragging them.
Imagine my surprise. How is this happening and when did it start? No answer. Maybe this has been going on for some time. I just don’t know.
My friend Tom would explain the phenomenon as old age. He attributes everything to old age.
I’m a young, healthy, studly, 71 year old man of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Must be George Bush’s fault.
Caution: I drive like you do. – A bumper sticker